ahshadowrai
Written May 11 2006, 07:41 PM
The reasoning behind is further down. The brain cannot process "OF". Incredible or what? Go back and look again!! Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius. Three is normal, four is quite rare. Send this to your friends. It will drive them crazy.! And keep them occupied for several minutes..!
ahshadowrai
Written May 11 2006, 07:43 PM
A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was > runnning as fast as she could, trying not to be late > for Bible class. As she ran she prayed, "Dear Lord, > please don't let me be late! Dear Lord, please don't > let me be late!" While she was running and praying, > she tripped on a curb and fell, getting her clothes > dirty and tearing her dress. She got up, brushed > herself off, and started running again. As she ran > she once again began to pray, "Dear Lord, please > don't let me be late...But please don't shove me either!"
ahshadowrai
Written May 11 2006, 07:46 PM
lmao........... WORDS WOMEN USE FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. FIVE MINUTES If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. NOTHING This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine" GO AHEAD This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it. LOUD SIGH This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing" THAT'S OKAY This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. THANKS A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.
shadowwriter
Written May 11 2006, 10:22 PM
Ok... but... why don't you explain to us: What can a man do to get out of the: "Honey, Do I look fat on this dress?" Lose-Lose situation?
shadowwriter
Written May 12 2006, 09:52 PM
Well, I tried that... still a "lose" situation... next time she gets an hold of you... Not good. Not good at all.
ahshadowrai
Written May 13 2006, 01:43 PM
Ok, just reply "Well hell no Baby, you are the finest looking woman, I've always told you that, shoot, I'm surprised you could even ask such a question, shame on you"
ahshadowrai
ALZHEIMER'S EYE TEST Count every "F" in the following text: FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS... (SEE BELOW) HOW MANY ? . 3? WRONG, THERE ARE 6 -- no joke. READ IT AGAIN !