A short story about a whale, a snail, and eating kangaroos????
A whale was friends with a pale snail who told great big tales about eating kangaroos.
But he failed to tell the big white tale.
Mr. Whale did not belive the pale snail who then sailed to the Australia to eat a kangaroo to prove to his big white whale that he did not tell any tales.
As soon as the pale snail and the big white whale got to Australia they were confronted by a F*CKING RUSSIAN PENGUIN DEMON FROM WISCONSIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who told them to go back but then Whale gave The evil foe a fish smack and a hard dog smack right before he had his daily anxiety attack! And then they ate all the Kangaroonies in Australia and big whale now belived that pale snail did not tell any tales. And then a huge blast destroyed everything!!!!!!!!!!!1 And then they lived happily ever after :)
or did they........?
Das Ende????
But he failed to tell the big white tale.
Mr. Whale did not belive the pale snail who then sailed to the Australia to eat a kangaroo to prove to his big white whale that he did not tell any tales.
As soon as the pale snail and the big white whale got to Australia they were confronted by a F*CKING RUSSIAN PENGUIN DEMON FROM WISCONSIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who told them to go back but then Whale gave The evil foe a fish smack and a hard dog smack right before he had his daily anxiety attack! And then they ate all the Kangaroonies in Australia and big whale now belived that pale snail did not tell any tales. And then a huge blast destroyed everything!!!!!!!!!!!1 And then they lived happily ever after :)
or did they........?
Das Ende????